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The Funny Parsha Questions — Re'eh 5784

Выпуск: The Funny Parsha Questions — Re'eh 5784. Темы: kashrut, parsha_commentary. Поисковые термины: кашрут, кошер, kosher, kashrut, כשרות, כשר, недельная глава, парша, parsha, פרשה, פרשת השבוע. That’s a pretty strong clue (and an unfortunate name).‬ ‭C.‬ ‭If he prophesies in the name of a false god or tells you to go against the Torah.‬ ‭D.‬ ‭If he can’t pronounce a tongue twister without a mistake, (such as ‘Unique New York’ x10).‬ ‭6.‬ ‭How can you tell that a yak is kosher?‬ ‭A.‬ ‭If it chews it hooves and splits its cud.‬ ‭B.‬ ‭Isn’t that a type of sweet potato…?‬ ‭C.‬ ‭Fins and scales.‬ ‭D.‬ ‭Split hooves and chews its cud.‬ ‭7.‬ ‭How‬‭do‬‭we‬‭know‬‭that‬‭a‬‭cormorant‬‭(‬‫‬‮ָּׁש ָל ְך‬‭)‬‭is‬‭not‬‭kosher?‬ ‭A.‬ ‭The Torah clearly tells that us that in this Parsha.‬ ‭B.‬ ‭Trick question: it’s actually kosher.‬ ‭C.‬ ‭It’s a type of flying sheep.‬ ‭D.‬ ‭Because it has split gills AND it chews it’s gizzard.‬ ‭©️Rabbi Shmuly Kasowitz 2023-2024‬ ‭Email: rabbiSkasowitz@gmail.com‬ ‫‬‮בס"ד‬ ‭8.‬ ‭When are we allowed to cook meat and milk together?‬ ‭A.‬ ‭Never‬ ‭B.‬ ‭Only if you salted the meat to remove all the fat.‬ ‭C.‬ ‭If you add lemon juice to the milk and it curdles into cheese.‬ ‭(I’m not sure if that helps at all but it’s interesting)‬ ‭D.‬ ‭Only on Tu Bishvat.‬ ‭9.‬ ‭What do you call the portion of your harvest that goes to a Levi?‬ ‭A.‬ ‭Ma’aser Lenny‬ ‭B.‬ ‭Terumas Hadeshen‬ ‭C.‬ ‭Teruah‬ ‭D.‬ ‭Ma’aser‬ ‭10.‬‭How do we celebrate Sukkos?‬ ‭A.‬ ‭Shake a bundle of roses.‬ ‭B.‬ ‭Make sure to light 8 matzos every day to remember the miracle that happened to Ester and‬ ‭Mordechai on Lag Baomer.‬ ‭C.‬ ‭Live in a Sukka for 7 days.‬ ‭D.‬ ‭Eat bread dipped in wasabi while sitting in a schach.‬ ‭Dvar Torah‬ ‭Parshas Re’ay begins with the words: “See, I give‬ ‭you this day a blessing and a curse.” The Sages‬ ‭understand this to mean that‬‭how‬‭we see will‬ ‭determine‬‭what‬‭we see. Till they’re gone.‬ ‭B.‬ ‭Take 10 minutes off their swimming activity.‬ ‭C.‬ ‭Tuck your idols in and read them a bedtime story.‬ ‭D.‬ ‭Carefully put the idols in the Museum of National History.‬ ‭2.‬ ‭What is the purpose of the Bais HaMikdash?‬ ‭A.‬ ‭It’s the best steakhouse in town.‬ ‭B.‬ ‭It’s a house built for Hashem where we can serve Hashem and bring Him korbanos.‬ ‭C.‬ ‭It was a magnificent attraction commissioned by the ancient Tourism Board.‬ ‭D.‬ ‭It was where the Levi’im w

Издание
The Funny Parsha Questions
Дата
30 августа 2024 г.
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Темы: kashrut, parsha_commentary