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The Funny Parsha Questions — Re'eh 5784
Выпуск: The Funny Parsha Questions — Re'eh 5784. Темы: kashrut, parsha_commentary. Поисковые термины: кашрут, кошер, kosher, kashrut, כשרות, כשר, недельная глава, парша, parsha, פרשה, פרשת השבוע. That’s a pretty strong clue (and an unfortunate name). C. If he prophesies in the name of a false god or tells you to go against the Torah. D. If he can’t pronounce a tongue twister without a mistake, (such as ‘Unique New York’ x10). 6. How can you tell that a yak is kosher? A. If it chews it hooves and splits its cud. B. Isn’t that a type of sweet potato…? C. Fins and scales. D. Split hooves and chews its cud. 7. Howdoweknowthatacormorant(ָּׁש ָל ְך)isnotkosher? A. The Torah clearly tells that us that in this Parsha. B. Trick question: it’s actually kosher. C. It’s a type of flying sheep. D. Because it has split gills AND it chews it’s gizzard. ©️Rabbi Shmuly Kasowitz 2023-2024 Email: rabbiSkasowitz@gmail.com בס"ד 8. When are we allowed to cook meat and milk together? A. Never B. Only if you salted the meat to remove all the fat. C. If you add lemon juice to the milk and it curdles into cheese. (I’m not sure if that helps at all but it’s interesting) D. Only on Tu Bishvat. 9. What do you call the portion of your harvest that goes to a Levi? A. Ma’aser Lenny B. Terumas Hadeshen C. Teruah D. Ma’aser 10.How do we celebrate Sukkos? A. Shake a bundle of roses. B. Make sure to light 8 matzos every day to remember the miracle that happened to Ester and Mordechai on Lag Baomer. C. Live in a Sukka for 7 days. D. Eat bread dipped in wasabi while sitting in a schach. Dvar Torah Parshas Re’ay begins with the words: “See, I give you this day a blessing and a curse.” The Sages understand this to mean thathowwe see will determinewhatwe see. Till they’re gone. B. Take 10 minutes off their swimming activity. C. Tuck your idols in and read them a bedtime story. D. Carefully put the idols in the Museum of National History. 2. What is the purpose of the Bais HaMikdash? A. It’s the best steakhouse in town. B. It’s a house built for Hashem where we can serve Hashem and bring Him korbanos. C. It was a magnificent attraction commissioned by the ancient Tourism Board. D. It was where the Levi’im w
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- The Funny Parsha Questions
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- 30 августа 2024 г.
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Темы: kashrut, parsha_commentary