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The Parsha Post — Re'eh 5784

Выпуск: The Parsha Post — Re'eh 5784. Темы: kashrut, parsha_commentary. Поисковые термины: кашрут, кошер, kosher, kashrut, כשרות, כשר, недельная глава, парша, parsha, פרשה, פרשת השבוע. ‫ב"ה‬ Issue #47 PARSHAS RE'EH ‫פרשת ראה‬ TNS - TORAH NEWS SERVICE Price: 1 Shekel The Parsha Post Sacred Site Still Secret Well into his end-of-life speech, Moshe Rabbeinu has communicated several laws regarding the spot where HaShem will choose to rest. “Not publicizing its identity until it is securely in our hands is a brilliant tactical move.” Kosher Pattern SHARP RISE IN AXE Theory Discovered SHARPENING As they approach the border of the Land of As Moshe Rabbeinu has once again shared details Canaan, the People of which animals are Kosher, Professor S. “The majority of flying birds are Kosher, Axe sharpening kiosks have sprung up at the some land animals are Kosher, and virtually no border in recent days, as thousands ready creepy crawlies, which include reptiles and insects, themselves to smash the many idol-worship sites are permitted to be eaten.” they expect to encounter. Bentch of Israel are preparing announced his “Kosher pattern theory.” to annihilate, destroy, “Those creatures living higher up are more likely to demolish, eliminate, obliterate and totally wipe be Kosher. On the other hand, those water- stone and wood…your day has come!” creatures living in the murky, muddy depths, such as shrimp, lobster, oyster and crab, are totally not Kosher! Chok, a Mitzvah that makes no sense to us mortals, Available for iOS, Android and and must be fulfilled because our Father in Heaven Desert Sand devices. When asked whether his theory holds true with “My axe is sharpened water-creatures, Professor Bentch responded, and ready to swing,” “Absolutely! Think about it… Kosher fish with fins said Asher Smasher, a member of the and scales tend to live near the top, where the water tribe of Yehudah. Shazak Editor’s Note #2: While these observations are fascinating and enlightening, Kosher remains a Get the Miz-Wiz, the smart handy prayer app. “Should enemies of our people know which place HaShem has selected, they will surely demolish it,” said Lieutenant General Rav Aluf.

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The Parsha Post

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30 августа 2024 г.

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1

Темы: kashrut, parsha_commentary