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The Parsha Post — Matos-Massei 5784

Выпуск: The Parsha Post — Matos-Massei 5784. Темы: kashrut, parsha_commentary. Поисковые термины: кашрут, кошер, kosher, kashrut, כשרות, כשר, недельная глава, парша, parsha, פרשה, פרשת השבוע. ‫ב"ה‬ Issue #42 PARSHAS MATOS ‫פרשת מטות‬ TNS - TORAH NEWS SERVICE Price: 1 Shekel The Parsha Post COURT DISCOURAGES VOWS Sitting in the Bais Din court room, the rabbis of the dRc (Desert Rabbinical Council) heard cases on a wide variety of issues. “Henceforth (whatever that means) I will live up to my name… Billy Neder… no more frivolous Nederim for me… Bli Neder!” JORDAN BANK itu a ry Bilam ben Be’or SETTLED Ob PROPHET, DIES BY SWORD Members of Bilam the prophet and magician, who recently the tribes of gained notoriety for his failed attempt at cursing Reuven and Gad the Nation of Israel, has been killed during a have proposed bloody battle between Israel and Midyan. the condition that they bravely lead the Jews in battle to Kalman and his Krew of Kosher Kleaners will boil conquer Canaan, laying their lives on the line for the sake out, burn out, and do whatever it takes to make of their fellow Jews. “This land is wonderful for grazing,” said Roi Reuveni, a No memorial services will be held for Bilaam, shepherd from the tribe of Reuven,“And we have so much whose very name means Belo Am, “without a nation.” cattle and sheep. “If you knew how much you loved eating peanut-butter sandwiches, why would you have made this Neder in the first place?” inquired Chief-Justice Av-Beis-Din Tsemach Tsedek. A man of many words, he will long be of the Jordan remembered for composing the opening words of Mah Tovu, the River be set aside classic morning prayer. that freshly Ben Be'or is the greatest non-Jewish prophet in conquered lands history, whose name is mentioned in Torah 55 on the east bank times. Billy Neder, who had sworn not to eat peanut-butter sandwiches but soon discovered that he could not get through the day without them. Neder would be eligible for Hataras Nedarim, “release of vows.” This procedure will allow him to eat peanut-butter again. The court also reprimanded him to be extremely careful not to make a Neder henceforth (whatever that means).

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The Parsha Post

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2 августа 2024 г.

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Темы: kashrut, parsha_commentary