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The Parsha Post — Matos-Massei 5784

Выпуск: The Parsha Post — Matos-Massei 5784. Темы: family_education, parsha_commentary. Поисковые термины: воспитание, дети, семья, chinuch, family, חינוך, ילדים, משפחה, недельная глава, парша, parsha, פרשה, פרשת השבוע. ‫ב"ה‬ Issue #43 PARSHAS MASEI ‫פרשת מסעי‬ TNS - TORAH NEWS SERVICE Price: 1 Shekel The Parsha Post RECORD-SETTING ROAD TRIP DEATH RESULTS have announced that several million Israelites, IN EXILE Official officials at the Guinness Scroll of Records have set a new record for the longest road In a horrific, fatal accident, a heavy trip ever: 40 years and 42 stops, across the axe was dropped from a construction windswept dunes of the Sinai Peninsula! On behalf of our family and tribe, Within moments, Shlimazel was safely within the boundaries of the I would like to personally thank our Sponsor in Heaven for closest Ir Miklat, “sanctuary city,” which he found quickly thanks to making this a reality.” strategically placed “Miklat” road signs. “It was absolute Heaven!” Shlimazel as he huffed and puffed down the road, “I’m devastated about “And I remember leaving Egypt when I was a young lad,” the unfortunate incident, but I must get out of here, fast (huff and puff)!” added Shalom Shlepperman. “Please (pant), advance where we were going or how long we would stay.” can you tell us what happened (pant, pant)” asked Schnell holding out “And let’s not forget our daily, delightful, delicious, delectable his microphone. “Now, after 40 years of The interview was cut short as Shlimazel fled down the road, far away wandering, this marathon trip will finally end as we soon from angry relatives of the deceased. I understand even his Rabbi will be is about to enter the coming to teach him Torah.” Holy Land, Heavenly instructions have been released to establish MARK-A-MIKLAT! And come to signs@markamiklat.biz.il think of it, a six-burner stove would be amazing!” SHAZAK.COM for Parsha "Edutainment" at its best. “We followed our DPS (Divine Positioning Within minutes, TNS reporter, Shimmy Schnelovitz, sped to the scene, System), which really kept us on our toes. Lechem Min HaShamayim,” remarked TNS food critic, Esty “I’m sorry (huff), I’d love to talk more (puff), but I am in a rush,” replied Essenbentch. FRESH SIGN, SOMETHING BOLD, FLASHY I’m looking forward to moving out of our desert tents,” said and ATTENTION-GRABBING ?

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The Parsha Post

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2 августа 2024 г.

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Темы: family_education, parsha_commentary