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The Funny Parsha Questions — Balak 5784

Выпуск: The Funny Parsha Questions — Balak 5784. Темы: parsha_commentary. Поисковые термины: недельная глава, парша, parsha, פרשה, פרשת השבוע. ‫‬‮בס"ד‬ ‭The Funny Parsha Questions for Parshas Balak‬ ‭1.‬ ‭What did Balak ask Bilam to do to the Jews?‬ ‭A)‬ ‭Make fun of them.‬ ‭B)‬ ‭Bless them.‬ ‭C)‬ ‭Curse them.‬ ‭D)‬ ‭Beat them at basketball.‬ ‭2.‬ ‭Why did Bilam not go with Balak’s messengers the first time?‬ ‭A)‬ ‭Because Hashem wouldn’t let him curse the Jews.‬ ‭B)‬ ‭They didn’t bring enough bubble gum.‬ ‭C)‬ ‭He was too busy taking his bath.‬ ‭D)‬ ‭His mommy told him not to talk to strangers.‬ ‭3.‬ ‭Why did Bilam’s donkey try to leave the path and then refuse to go?‬ ‭A)‬ ‭Because it found some delicious grass and then some crunchy potato chips to eat.‬ ‭B)‬ ‭It was as stubborn as Bilam!‬ ‭C)‬ ‭The road was littered with legos and stepping on them gave it an ouchy boo-boo.‬ ‭D)‬ ‭There was a Malach in the path with a sword in his hand that only the donkey could see.‬ ‭4.‬ ‭What did the Malach tell Bilam?‬ ‭A)‬ ‭This week’s lottery numbers are: 12345678.‬ ‭B)‬ ‭You can go with Balak’s officers but you will only say what Hashem lets you say.‬ ‭C)‬ ‭“You look like a pirate because you have an eye patch”.‬ ‭D)‬ ‭“Pickles are crunchy!”‬ ‭5.‬ ‭Balak built 7 altars for Bilam and offered a bull and ram on each. What excuse did‬ ‭Bilam give him for what he did?‬ ‭A)‬ ‭He said his donkey ate his homework.‬ ‭B)‬ ‭He said his bus got stuck on a piece of gum‬ ‭C)‬ ‭He said he can’t say anything except what Hashem wants him to say‬ ‭D)‬ ‭“My bunk had swimming but I don’t like to swim so I wandered away from the lake.”‬ ‭©️Rabbi Shmuly Kasowitz 2023-2024‬ ‭Email: rabbiSkasowitz@gmail.com to subscribe‬ ‫‬‮בס"ד‬ ‭7.‬ ‭What did Bilam tell the Jewish people the second time he tried to curse them?‬ ‭A)‬ ‭Let’s be frenemies.‬ ‭B)‬ ‭“Thus shall be done to the man whom the king wishes to honor”‬ ‭C)‬ ‭He didn’t say anything because he still couldn’t get over the fact that his donkey spoke‬ ‭back to him.‬ ‭D)‬ ‭He praised the Jews for rushing like lions to put on teffilin in the morning and for destroying‬ ‭their fears each night like a lion by entrusting Hashem with their neshama when they say‬ ‭Shma at bedtime.‬ ‭8.‬ ‭How did Bilam praise the Jews the third time he blessed them?‬ ‭A)‬ ‭The Jews have a tznius practice of facing their tents’ door away from other tents.‬ ‭B)‬ ‭Th

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The Funny Parsha Questions

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