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The Parsha Post — Behaalotecha 5784

Выпуск: The Parsha Post — Behaalotecha 5784. Темы: family_education, parsha_commentary. Поисковые термины: воспитание, дети, семья, chinuch, family, חינוך, ילדים, משפחה, недельная глава, парша, parsha, פרשה, פרשת השבוע. ‫ב"ה‬ Issue #36 PARSHAS BEHA'ALOSCHA ‫פרשת בהעלותך‬ TNS - TORAH NEWS SERVICE Price: 1 Shekel The Parsha Post MISSED PASSOVER SUDDEN SINAI SLAV SPIKE Also known as quail, Slav are not usually NOT PASSED OVER seen in the Sinai Desert. I’m actually enjoying this.” just hope no one gets sick from this.” According to Rabbi Keinmohl Nisht Tsooshpet, this most recent addition to At press time, an unexpected shortage of the roster of Jewish holidays has a very important message: "HaShem gives beds was reported at Midbar Medical Center. ONE WHOLE WEEK Wagons of Mishkan items were loaded and the Tired of wasting time waiting in the car, ready great desert caravan was all set to travel, but to rumble, while your relatives take their time in not a single wagon moved for an entire week. “Surprisingly, HaShem Himself gave the “Fresh meat is a delicacy out go-ahead for them to bring the Korban, on here in the desert,” said Batya the 14th day of Iyar, one month later.” Babaganoosh, “I am actually relieved,” commented Mrs. Recently, however, It’s been an entire month since the holiday, millions upon millions of Slav have yet a group of Jews were seen bringing a been swooping in on the Israelite camp. They felt terrible missing out on Thing-Syndrome,” and were this most important celebration,” said TNS spotted slaughtering, cooking, holiday correspondent Yomtov Chagai. AVAILABLE NOW AT “But this time, it was actually a command from HaShem that brought TRUMPET TOWERS* traffic to a grinding halt.” * Not affiliated with Mr. one of those crazy desert traffic jams, perhaps a BLOW THE TRUMPET TO SIGNAL THAT slow-moving wagon or a broken wheel caused IT’S TIME TO TRAVEL... Yekum Purkon, whose husband was out “Naturally, after bringing up the family Korban Pesach. suffering from “Day-in-Day-out-Mann- “These people were impure on Erev From-Heaven-Too-Much-of-a-Good- Pesach.

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The Parsha Post

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21 июня 2024 г.

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Темы: family_education, parsha_commentary