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The Funny Parsha Questions — Ki Sisa 5783

Выпуск: The Funny Parsha Questions — Ki Sisa 5783. Темы: kashrut, parsha_commentary. Поисковые термины: кашрут, кошер, kosher, kashrut, כשרות, כשר, недельная глава, парша, parsha, פרשה, פרשת השבוע. (A) It was used to anoint the Mishkan, its vessels, Aharon and his sons, and future Jewish kings and Kohanim Gidolim (B) It made an awesome salad dressing (C) It was the last sealed jar of oil found by the maccabees (D) It was poured on the Mizbeach on Tu BiShvat 3. (A) They all played tag because the teacher was late to class (B) They all went up the mountain to look for him but he was too good at hide-and-seek (C) They left to Israel without him (D) They all started cried because they thought he must have died on the mountain 4. (A) “Kosher for Passover” (Kasher LiPesach) (B) “Arise ox” (Alei Shor) (C) “Menai Menai Tekal Ufarsin” (Counted, counted, measured and dispersed) (D) “this tag shall not be removed except by the consumer” (american aphorism) © Rabbi Shmuly Kasowitz 2023 Email: rabbiskasowitz@gmail.com for feedback. When Moshe is come down from the mountain and saw the Jews dancing around the golden calf he got so upset that: (A) He forgot how to dance (B) He declared, “I’m not going to be your best friend anymore.” (C) He took away all their comic books for a week (D) He threw down the Luchot and they broke on the mountain rocks 8. (A) They chose Aron as their new leader (B) They made a golden calf (C) They didn’t choose a new leader but rather voted to become an autonomous collective run by a council (D) Yehoshua was made the new leader 5. (A) He gave them back (B) He used them all up at the Temple Arcade (C) Melted them down into base sockets for the beams of the Mishkan (D) He donated them to the Museum of Natural History 2. (C) He told them all they had better stop making the idol even though that made them kill him (D) He secretly took way all of their keys so they couldn’t even get to their gold 6. (A) salt (B) coal (C) sapphire (D) ice Dvar Torah Why did the Torah teach us about the Mishkan before telling the story of the golden calf if that had happened first? When Moshe gets down from the mountain he is joined by Shevet Leivi (who took no part in the golden calf) and together they punish the people by___________? (A) Executing three thousand idol worshippers (B) Confiscating their favorite idol (C) Taking away their rubic cube (D) Killing all the

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The Funny Parsha Questions

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9 марта 2023 г.

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Темы: kashrut, parsha_commentary