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The Parsha Post — Noach 5785

Выпуск: The Parsha Post — Noach 5785. Темы: family_education, parsha_commentary. Поисковые термины: воспитание, дети, семья, chinuch, family, חינוך, ילדים, משפחה, недельная глава, парша, parsha, פרשה, פרשת השבוע. ‫ב"ה‬ Issue #2 PARSHAS NOACH ‫פרשת נח‬ TNS - TORAH NEWS SERVICE Price: 1 Shekel The Parsha Post BOAT BUILDER PREDICTS B IG B ABYLON B UILDING B OOM B USTED WORLD FLOOD A massive wooden rectangular structure is Breaking News: The universal Babylon communication system has been hacked! The builder, who started babble, gobbledygook, the project at the age of 480, claims that it miscommunication, gibberish will float, and that G-d will bring a massive !@#$n# onjajjd, nondjd, flood to destroy the entire world, unless the n^o id,k*&ys*^%$##! It’s a hoax!” “What a joke!” “One big, fat joke!” hachoo Gezuntheit “I’m laughing so hard it hurts!” It has been reported that after over 100 Shazak oyvaizmir years, not even one person has repented from their evil ways, yet Noach ingantzan. MYSTERIOUS COLORFUL ARC SEEN IN SKY ONE-TIME OFFER: Climate Controlled Cruise Following the recent world- wide flooding, a new Sail for a full year on a luxury phenomenon was observed yacht with Noach Family Tours. “I really don’t deserve this,” he complained, “I For more info, write to us at: overslept and came a few Haflaga Tower, One Skyward Drive minutes late to give him his Shinear Valley, Babylon... Hok mir continues his decades long building project, “Your ticket to enter my nisht a chinak hachoo unsinkable boat is repentance,” he was heard saying, “REPENT! Officials are baffled that this international language has being built by a multi-talented man by the been transformed into: name of Noach. Bavel Builders is a Noach, chief caretaker of team of expert builders available for any construction project. noa!d mir nisht a nj(lue Noach has become the laughing stock #asdfgg$nk chinak of Planet Earth. rainbow, has declared that it is called a Keshes (or “rainbow”) It’s a chance of a lifetime!

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The Parsha Post

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1 ноября 2024 г.

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Темы: family_education, parsha_commentary