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Toras Avigdor - Junior — Vayigash 5783

Выпуск: Toras Avigdor - Junior — Vayigash 5783. Темы: parsha_commentary. Поисковые термины: недельная глава, парша, parsha, פרשה, פרשת השבוע. around ze edges in honor of my special Jewish “They said zat Mayor McGillicuddy cannot come guests!” because his next door neighbor’s aunt’s cat died and Tzadok lifted up the sign in one hand and a pair of he has to go to ze funeral.” large scissors in the other and began to cut the edges “Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” Rabbi Bromberg said, of the sign. Every single Yid no… vell okay, bye-bye.” that will be there - including yourself - is more Tzadok hung up the phone and a tear trickled important than a million Mayor McGillicuddys!” down his face into his long beard. To listen on the phone, Dial: USA: 718-289-0899 | UK: 0333-015-0752 | Israel: 079-704-0089 | Canada: 438-771-0452 © Copyright 2022, Toras Avigdor | For sponsorship opportunities please call: 732.844.3670 “Tenk you, Rabbi, zat “What’s wrong, Tzadok?” asked Rabbi Bromberg makes me feel better to know I vill have ze most who had started putting out forks and knives next to important guests at my siyum. “Didn’t you ever can’t come, vat is point in even having siyum?” accidentally cut off half of your beard?” “Tzadok, Tzadok,” said Rabbi Bromberg “No, I can’t say I ever did,” said Rabbi Bromberg. “Do you know how many Yidden went “Vell, Rabbi Volender from the Jerusalem Prison down to Mitzrayim with Yaakov Avinu?” taught me zat it better not to get upset about tings I “Yes, of course. you crying just because the mayor can’t come?” “Watch out, your beard!” “Just because ze mayor can’t come?!?!” Tzadok But it was too late, Tzadok “Hatzadik” had once asked, insulted. But still, I’m proud of you for spending so much hundred thousand, because zat is holier number.” time to learn the whole Parsha. For sponsorship opportunities please call: 732.844.3670 Toras Avigdor Junior Parshas Vayigash | 2 Rabbi Bromberg paused for a second. I thought that’s a type of spaghetti sauce.” “It’s language I made up that is much easier than Aramaic,” Tzadok explained.

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Toras Avigdor - Junior

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25 декабря 2022 г.

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